Even though I got like 3 hours of sleep, I didn’t forget you beautiful fabulous Readers I love. (No homo).
Below is a Super Secret Traffic TRICK to reward your loyalty because…
Search marketing rocks my socks!
It gives me so many boners, trafficking people through client websites trapping them with the searches they run. Hell, my wife gets so jealous I started accessing Google only when she’s asleep and clearing my browser’s cache when done.
Never a dull moment at Yaghi Castle.
Trouble is for most people getting boners to the idea of marketing to Facebook Fiends and Twitter Twots is the one time they ever tried search marketing they did it all wrong.
In fact, I don’t care if you do SEO or PPC or whatever the hell keyword research nutbust method.
The people who taught you nonsense about “buyer intention” and “targeting keywords” are inbreds with the mental capacity of a circus MULE.
No match for my computering brilliance!
See, you can reach ANYONE on this planet with MY search marketing trick.
And you can sell ANYTHING from an ebook to a wire. From a toaster to a car. From a banana to a freakin house…if you advertise on SEARCH.
Yes, every example I mentioned I actually sold to SEARCHERS. Not to Facebook Fiends and Twitter Twats.
Here’s the difference between what I do and what most inbreds do. And if this doesn’t make sense to you, don’t worry. Only geniuses will get the “Aha” feeling of realization coming up:
I target a TYPE OF PEOPLE…
Not the ambiguous searches they type.
If you target a search phrase and its variants, you might get a handful of people.
But to swallow a market whole, you target EVERY search ever possibly conducted by the TYPE OF PEOPLE you want to reach.
Stop trying to guess people’s “buyer intention”. Because that’s all it is–a guess.
We have perfected keyword research to the point that it’s disgusting. When you get Done-For-You Traffic, we HOARDE PEOPLE for you, not useless keywords.
We don’t “guess”. Search Engines TELL US buyer intention or whatever you call it.